ZOMBIES VERSES GOTH

ZOMBIES
GOTH
VERY LITTLE BRAIN FUNCTION
LITTLE MORE BRAIN FUNCTION
 Due to a number of requests to build Zombie AR-15 Rifle uppers, I asked my legal and Medical teams for advise. Upon much discussion and research, it has been determined that supplying such weapons to the untrained Zombie hunter could put me at legal risk for the following reasons
  • although Zombies have very little brain function, it could be legally interpreted as enough to constitute "LIFE".
  • Goths have a little more brain function, but could be mistaken for Zombies
  • Teenagers before 7:00 AM could be mistaken for Zombies
  • House Wives before 7:00 AM could be mistaken for Zombies   
  • Manufacturing engineers could be mistaken for Zombies before 8:00 AM
  • Politicians could be mistaken for Zombies at anytime
Super Soaker filled with Holy Water, Only $49.99
Lee's personal choice for Zombie Defense
Zombie Survival kit only 39.99
SOLD OUT
SOLD OUT
Holy water concentrate ( straight from the baptismal)  ONLY $29.99 for 3 OZ convienient squeeze bottle. 30 parts tap or lake water to 1 part HOLY water
IN STOCK